How To Cook A Conductor
Ingredients One large conductor, or two small assistant conductors Ketchup 26 large cloves of garlic Lard 1 cask of cheap wine 1 pound of bean sprouts (honey) 2 pounds of yuppie food such as tofu or yoghurt 1 abused orchestra Method Catch a conductor. Remove tails and horns. Carefully separate the large ego and reserve [...]
